boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
I plan to fuck bitches while talking about Rene Magritte and paint Klimt designs on people’s naked bodies
|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via pastured)|
IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING
BYE BYE FUCK THATS IT THAT ISFCUKINN IT
2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful
Always reblog this. ALWAYS.
Trailer for the current West End production of Miss Saigon.
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.
That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.
At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.
how to shade, with class.
Julie Andrews is the queen of everything