A Welcome Distraction

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

what do you plan to do with your art history degree?
Anonymous

tinykittenfist:

I plan to fuck bitches while talking about Rene Magritte and paint Klimt designs on people’s naked bodies

Angry, and half in love with you, and tremendously sorry, I turned away.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby  (via pastured)
drity7:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

You are the one Neo.

drity7:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

You are the one Neo.

retr0philia:


ladiscutee:

vladimirputin420:

IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

GOOD BYE

BYE BYE FUCK THATS IT THAT ISFCUKINN IT

retr0philia:

ladiscutee:

vladimirputin420:

IVE STOPPED FUNCTIONING

GOOD BYE

BYE BYE FUCK THATS IT THAT ISFCUKINN IT

jewel-charisse:

http://minusthelove.tumblr.com/post/81918351960/postwhitesociety-aquestforpeace on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/124196354/via/withhaite
littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

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2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

littlehobbit13:

thejessnessness:

phunkyvanspam:

kateordie:

site - facebook - twitter

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2014: the year celeb ladies stopped putting up with media bullshit and it was beautiful

Always reblog this.  ALWAYS.

fyeahbroadway:

Trailer for the current West End production of Miss Saigon.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything